Where’s the snooze button? Oops, can’t today. Oh that water’s cold! Wish I’d gone to bed earlier, but I had to keep the candle burning into the night because the girdle order is due to ship this morning.
Wish I were more organized … oh, there’s the baby. Hello, sweetie, need a dry diaper? I know you’re hungry. Let’s see, where did I put that case of baby food from Costco? Oh, big brother is waking up. Hi, Little Guy, hey, don’t cry, mama’s here.
Let’s see, what am I going to pack in hubby’s lunch? Are the sprouts ready to eat? Hope I have enough bread to last until tomorrow …
Oh, there’s the phone! Who would call so early? Oh, UPS verifying pickup. Let’s see, have I got the labels on all the boxes? Just a minute baby, here’s some cheerios to nibble while I finish this up.
Hi, Honey, um, yes, check the crock-pot. I think the cereal is done. Wait, I just need to get an apple for your lunch. Have a good day sitting in the gate. Love you. (Text me later, ok?)
Are you done eating, little guy? Let me wash your face. Oh, there’s the doorbell. Oh and the phone … help, Lord. Hello, can I call you back in a minute. Yes, here are the packages. Got them all? Don’t forget this one. Okay, where’s the phone? No, don’t hit the baby!
Where’s my spindle? Where? Oh yeah, I stuck up on the fridge so the dog wouldn’t chew it. Where’s the dog? Did anyone let him out this morning?
We’ve got to get dressed, Little Guy. Mommy’s going to look for wool and flax this morning. Don’t you want to ride in the car? Oh, I hope there’s gas in the Honda.
Hey Sweetie, I’d better change your diaper before we leave.
Where are my keys? Oh, I was supposed to call her back. Where’s the phone. That’s a really nice picture, Little Guy. Can you help Mommy pick up the crayons before we go? Maybe I should load the washer …
Let’s see, I better make a list before I leave. Scarlet, wool, flax, I need a new distaff … wonder if there is enough money in the checking account to pay for it. I better pick up some diapers, oh and we’re out of bananas. What’s for lunch? What did I do with my menu? Oh here it is … well, if I shop for flax I won’t have time to make muffins for lunch. I better grab something. Okay, I’m ready. Oh there’s the phone!
Hello? Yes of course you can bring someone for dinner — FIVE! Oh Broken down? Uh? Do you think I better hold off on the distaff so we have some cash to share with them? … Oh really? I’ll check there … you’re welcome, anytime. Bye.
(Why is that man honking at you, Mommy?) Uh, I think I cut him off. (That’s not nice.) I didn’t mean to. Lord, Help!
Look at that! Papa was right, Little Guy, Scarlet is on sale. That’s a real bargain. Let’s go check the distaff aisle. Yep, I can afford this one. Thank you. Lord. Okay, what do I need to feed five extra people? I could make a taco casserole. All I need is jalapenos. This will work. Almost done, I think I have time to stop at the Real Estate office.
Hey Little Guy, Mommy likes it when you sing like that. “This is the day that the Lord has made, Let us rejoice and be glad in it.”